My Hair is in Jeopardy and other Thoughts

1.  The Mavericks keep winning.  My on-air promise to shave my head if they win the title is 5 wins away.  I am in a pickle here.  It would be great if they won the title.  The city of Dallas deserves a payoff.  It's been a long time.  But on the other hand, I don't think the bald thing is good for me.  I went a long time with a buzz cut.  Looking back, I really cheated myself out of some glorious locks.  Hindsight is 20-20.  I also think the Heat are starting to look locked in.  We'll see.  I am confident. 

2.    The Rangers are starting to click a little.  I am still a little nervous about them.  They need to stay healthy.  The division is not that great.  They could make a move soon to separate themselves.  Bullpen depth is an issue they need to address.  And Ian Kinsler needs to start hitting. Boy does he.

3.   Don't look now but the AL East could be very interesting all year.  The Red Sox have rebounded from a terrible April, the Evil Empire is going to win regardless, and the Rays are coming together.  Not to mention that the Jays and Orioles aren't ready to become the Jays and Orioles just yet.  Once again it looks like the Wild Card comes out of the East. 

4.  I saw Pirates 4 and Thor.  Can't wait for Hangover 2 this week.  Liked both films.  Didn't love them, but I had a good time watching them. I'll post a review of Hangover 2 after I see it this week.

5.  There's a new date for the rapture.  October 21st.  Really bro?  Really?  You are like 0-5 at this point.  Why would anyone believe this yahoo?

6.   Is there a dumber ownership group in the league than the Wilpons?  They are caught up in the Madoff scandal, they have made terrible contractual decisions over the years (they are still paying Bobby Bonilla 13 years after he played for them), and they are sitting on a goldmine if they sold the team.  Just do it fellas.  The Mets and their fans don't deserve this madness.

7.  I am going to say it right now.  No one can change my mind.  I am dead set.  There are too many singing/dancing competitions on TV.  They are all the same to me. And for what?  You aren't buying albums from these people.  You're not.  Don't pretend like you are.  Stop wasting your time.

8.  If you aren't watching Sports Show with Norm MacDonald.  You need to start.   Seriously. 

9.  Rest in peace Macho Man Randy Savage.  Even though I am not a fan of wrestling, I always enjoyed your enthusiastic demeanor.  You were great in Spiderman as well.

10.  Happy Birthday to my nephew, Leo.  The Tater Tot turned 2.   That's him above.  So sweet, so innocent.  So ready to tear apart my sister's house now that he is 2.  

That is all.

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