I know it's been too long

But I have a doozy of a list today.  Been cooking it up for 2 weeks. 

1.  If the Cardinals don't give Albert Pujols everything he wants, they are crazy.  Best player of this generation. His first 10 years compare to the GREATS.  Gehrig, Ruth, Mantle, Mays, Williams, etc.  In fact in certain cases he is better.  Not only should they pay him, they should agree to whatever other demands he has;  For example: ( and keep in mind this would be Albert Pujols demands.   Not mine.  Not mine at all.)

a)  I want to be on an episode of CHIPS.  What, CHIPS hasn't been on the air for more than 20 years?  Reunion show then.  Get it done.
b) I want a law passed that says Rascall Flatts can't perform in the USA anymore.
c) I want to meet Homer Simpson.  Not the guy who does his voice, Homer Simpson.  Make it happen.
d) I want the original Guns & Roses to get back together.  And I want Axl to go back to his 1991 form.  No excuses, get it done.  I don't care if he is crazy.
e) No more movies about wimpy vampires.  It's getting old. 
f) I want Cee-Loo Green's Muppet back-up singers from the Grammys to follow me wherever I go.

These are just a few.  Feel free to add your own.

2.  The Rangers will get things worked out with Michael Young.  There isn't a trade they can make that will be even close to beneficial for the team.  And they shouldn't make a trade unless they can get a pitcher back in return.

3.  Rob Ryan is a great hire for the Cowboys.  He brings an edge they haven't had a on staff for awhile.  I am already excited for the profanity laced tirades.  Cowboy fans have been longing for a tirade.  All they have gotten the last few years is crying.

4.  Has anyone seen the cast for the Celebrity Apprentice?  It includes Jose Canseco, Gary Busey, Meat Loaf, LaToya Jackson, Dionne Warwick, Lil Jon, and Star Jones among others.  Actually I think this cast could very well be on Celebrity Rehab as well.  What kind of Apprentice is Trump looking for?  Bold prediction: Gary Busey tries to kill someone.  I wouldn't spend 30 seconds alone in a room with that guy.  Much less sleep anywhere in his vicinity.

5.  Man the Spurs are good.  This may be their last hurrah, but I would love to see a rag tag group of vets take the title.  Everyone loves Boston vs. LA, but the Spurs are old school.

6.  TCU needs some PR help.  You pound your fist for years that you need to be taken seriously, even going so far as to say anyone, anytime, anywhere.  And then when an opportunity comes up with Wisconsin and you have a legitimate scheduling conflict, you let them beat you to the punch on the news.  It makes you look bad.  Then when BYU left the conference, your head coach, Gary Patterson, warns them to "be careful what they wish for."  A year later, TCU is on the way to the Big East.  And you are playing them at Cowboys Stadium when your schedule wasn't final.  Do you see how this makes you look TCU?  I am on your side.  Good luck in a BCS league.  You deserve more credit than you were getting.  But the incessant hypocrisy makes people not care about your plight.

7.  A British actor is playing Superman.  Henry Cavill is his name.  He better be good.  Not sure how I feel about a Limey getting a truly American role.  We'll see. 

8.   The Kardashians made 65 million dollars last year.  Are you kidding me?  This should be a major talking point in the next Presidential election.  You can make that much money for having people film what you were going to do anyway?  Sign me up.  Next week on "The Catalinas," Paul has a sandwich and goes to work out.  Later on he hosts a radio show and goes home to relax.  Maybe he'll have some beers with his friends.  Riveting stuff. 

Thank you.  That is all.