Paging Tiger Woods. No not you. The REAL TIGER WOODS!!!

An Open Letter to Tiger:

Tiger, first off, this letter is not a condemnation of your transgressions.  We all know what happened and the only people you need to apologize to are your family and friends.  What I do want, is for you to fix whatever has gone wrong with your golf game and please get back to being you.  Your struggles lately are really killing golf for me.  It is so much more enjoyable when you are playing well.     Whatever it is that is still weighing on your mind, I offer my services to help you get over it.  As a completely unlicensed motivational speaker and sports therapist (again understand I have not been trained at all) I will help you get through this rough patch.  My upcoming book, "Cut the Crap and Do Your Job," should help.  (Note to readers: There is no book, but I love that title.)  All I and the rest of your fans want is for you to be you again.  I am willing to help.  And my fee will seem like a snack machine compared to what you have been paying I am sure. 

I am not a doctor, but I have seen them on TV.  I am here for you Tiger.  Please get better so I don't have to find another golfer to root for.


That is all.